A Brief Biography of Kal K. Korff

2007-01-11T14:31:00.000-08:00

President and Chief Executive Officer of some organisation that he started, just so he could say he was the President and Chief Executive Officer of it

It is said by those who know him that, “Kal Karlton Korff has led many imaginary lives and he has eaten many pies.” This is certainly true.

A professional and internationally obscure Hoaxer in several fields: a Conman, Bigmouth, Egoist and Jumped-up five year-old known for his hard-hitting tantrums and doing pointless research, Kal has pioneered unoriginal concepts and useless techniques in several fields that nobody particularly cares about (except Kal). These include verboseness, very artificial intelligence, making up history, bullshitting himself into jobs, arguing with people forever, using CAPITAL letters, creating arguments out of belly-button fluff, wearing cowboy hats, licking dead cats and boring US Embassy staff to death.

Kal Korff’s wildly criticised column, Kal’s Korner, is read and enjoyed each day by at least 20 people around the world online, a handful in print. Kal’s Korner is also on some dull radio sometimes. Kal appears as a regularly-featured special guest each week on Rob McConnell’s unpopular X-Zone Radio Show, which is unlistened to across all of the United States and Canada and globally on the Internet

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